Tuesday, November 29, 2005

This one comes from myspace *shudders* a while back. I think it was my first one:


2-D Fruity
Current mood: contemplative

So I just got done playing a little Sonic and Castlevania, and then I logged onto Myspace while eating Crispix. After having no new updates, I thought to myself, "Ryan's blogs are always entertaining and silly. Why don't I look at some." Then came the genious Victoria's Secret blog. I began thinking then, of my own rediculous, yet thought provoking blog. It is as follows:
What if the world were 2-D? I know many of you have heard this before; but have you ever put some serious thought into it? Imagine it like an old school video game. Here are some changes that would have to take effect for it to work. First of all, we would need to redesign our cars. How are we supposed to get to school or work with objects in our path? It's not like we can just drive around them. We would need some kind of hydraulics in order to navigate (especially over those ledges). Which brings me to my second point. There would be an abundance of pitfalls of doom. Imagine the law suit liability of having these beauties open in the middle of neighborhoods! Furthermore, the profession of bridge building would be in very high demand. Forget computer programming, bridge building is the hot job of the 21st century folks!
Anyways, I'll try and wrap this up so as not to drag on too long. In a 2-D world, there must be room in the air to make everything fit. So I would imagine we would have to jump pretty high to advance to our houses floating on ledges and to get by our neighbors walking on the same platform. Lawn-mowing would be nice; just one pass of the machine and the lawn looks great. House cleaning would be easy as well along the same terms. I hope you have earned a greater understanding and appreciation of the 2-D world from this blog. There is much more to cover, but I will let you brood on that for a while. Perhaps you can think of better aspects of the platforming locale than I have devised. In addition, you may see more of this subject in the future. But for now, I bid you audieu.

Next week: The four-dimentional world!